1. "Well, well!"
This is the word women is usually used at the end of a dispute - when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. "I'm fast! Five minutes!"
This phrase can be interpreted in two ways. If a woman said it before to start preparing to leave the house, "five minutes" is equivalent to half an hour. But if you were given only five minutes to watch the first half of a football match before the start "help at home", rest assured - it will be exactly five minutes!
3. "Nothing happened"
But this is the calm before the storm. This "nothing" obviously means something, so be alert. Quarrels, which begin with "nothing happened" usually end in "fine" (see. Item 1).
4. "Well, well, go on"
This is - a challenge, not a resolution. So in any case do not continue!
5. Heavy loud sigh
This non-verbal statement often misunderstoodIt refers to men. A loud sigh means something like this: she thinks you are a complete idiot and does not understand why there is spending time trying to stand here and argue with you about anything (see section 3..).
6. "All is well"
One of the most dangerous statements that a man can only hear from a woman. "All is well" it means that she takes time out to figure out when and how you'll pay for his mistake.
7. "Thank you"
If a woman said thank you, do not askfor what. Just tell her - "not at all". There are, however, a subtle point: if, instead of a simple "thank you" you will hear "Thank you very much" (with the accent on the word "great"), you should immediately notice the subtle sarcasm in her voice sounding. After that, not for anything in the world would say "not at all". Otherwise it will "matter" (see. Below).
This is - an elegant way to send female male to where Makar calves are not chased.
9. "Do not worry, I'll ..."
Another threatening statement oftenIt said at the time, when a woman has several times asked the man to do something (to throw garbage lying around the house to collect socks, nail a nail), discovered that he had not even got up from his chair, and began to do everything herself. Later, this situation will result in stupid men the question "What's wrong?" And female response at number 3.