1. The first time you learn a lot of new and funny with them.
2. They smell better. Much better. In all senses.
3. Many of them have such a normal tits.
4. Often, they also show tits!
5. Boobs, boobs ... Aah still have legs!
6. They eat less. It's profitable.
7. They get drunk faster. This is beneficial in two ways.
8. They are not likely to drink your beer on the quiet evening.
9. The second and third refrigerated roach also generally safe. They eat little.
10. When they paint nails, somehow pretty helpless.
11. They can give birth to children. A fun children.
12. They can educate their children up to 3 years. Therefore, children live up to three years.
13. Thanks to her, you came home with a hairdryer and a lot of useful things.
14. Coat cheaper machines. Yes, this is a big plus for women!
15. Yes, the car they do not necessarily need an expensive!
16. They motivate us to different achievements. Hmm, yes, it's still a good thing.
17. They genuinely do not understand that you can do every week in the sauna.
18. Well, Th there to walk in circles, frankly - many generally pretty.
19. They are almost always ready for sex. The older - the more.
20. They can be beautifully explained some garbage that you do in a dream drunk.
21. They can tell us something new about the car!
22. By the way, they rarely smoke and litter in the car.
23. They maintain some order. Without women the great problems of the Second Sock would definitely brought all of us to the grave.
24. They can write stupid SMS-ku and get excited response.
25. They remember birthdays mutual friends and children.
26. And in the card can be something sensible to write.
27. Often, they also know how to cook. And most importantly they know how to cook often. 28. One of them crucify you buy a cool new coat.
29. They can choose a normal tie.
30. And many (but not all) can still tie it on the normal!
31. Women are conducted in different garbage. It's fun.
32. Thanks to one of them, you've been in the theater.
33. And felar filaria Philharmonic also visited.
34. A pile of ironing not cause a woman not only sadness, but also a desire to stroke.
35. It is unlikely that after reading you will know that it hated you a fan of the football team.
36. She always has a set of bubbles, some certainly possible to be washed.
37. They can be charged very dull and tedious work. A takzheotvetstvennuyu and more laborious. And urgent too. They are just all finish it.
38. On Friday and Saturday evenings, they can change seats behind the wheel on the road from the restaurant.
39. They have fun girlfriends. And girlfriends have (well, in general, see p. 3-5).
40. Do you always have all the chances to win a woman in a fair fight.
41. It is determined that you're drunk before you have time to get behind the wheel.
42. They do not make you jealous of dirty magazines, because it does not buy them.
43. If she is offended, then do not will call you with all the dope on the forehead. And then there is this fool you laugh!
44. They do not fill in the scrap bed! Everyday!!!
45. They know what you need to buy pills to cure various diseases.
46. They are not afraid to call a doctor, and even to go to him.
47. As they live longer, I'm sure that will be buried without the mess.
48. If you have done something that they are angry, but then for some reason you still forgive.
49. They love to make up different lists. One even helped to finish this list, and I have dried up
50. Without them, humanity would already screwed into the primordial chaos. What is really there, yes.