1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work, thick hints do not help, clear hints do not work. Just say.
2. If you think that you put on weight, it is probably true.
3. If possible, say whatever you want to say during commercials.
4. Do not forbid us to stare at women, we're still going to do it, it's in the genes.
5. If you ask a question that you do not need an answer, be ready to hear the answer that you do not want to hear.
6. ALL men see in 16 colors, both in the Windows default setting. Peach - a fruit, not a color.
7. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Deal with it.
8. Do not ask us what we think about, if you're not ready to discuss issues such as a shotgun and auto racing.
9. Shopping - it's not a sport, and we will never think otherwise.
10. When we are going somewhere, whatever you wear - just fine. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Your ex-boyfriend - an idiot.
14. The relationship will never remain the same as in the first two months of dating.
15. Yes and No - answers that are ideally suited to almost any question.
16. Do not pretend. We feel better bankrupt than be fooled.
17. All that has been said 6 months ago is not acceptable to the dispute. All words expire after 7 days.
18. If you do not agree to dress like a girlfriend Pamela Anderson from the last of the series, do not ask us to do the same noble men of that series.
19. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both at once.
20. If something itches, it will be scratched.
21. Beer is as entertaining for us as handbags for you.
22. If you had heard from his old girlfriend that it was included in our erotic fantasies, do not worry: you have included fantasy. And her. You both at once.