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Funny children's statements

I make soup with cauliflower. I hear a child (3 years old) eats and says: "Potatoes eaten morkovochku ate, ate ... Fasolka daisy ate"
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I dochechka my mother, grandmother and grandfather vnuchechka Malyavka
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"Mom, the neighbors came puppy!" "What breed?" "Hairy courier !!!"
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When the day stack son to sleep, I sit down at the computer. Today son lay, I: "Sweet dreams, Andrew!" "And you, Mother, sweet computers!"

Funny children's statements

Simon (6,5 years): "Mom, how do you spell" Cavo "?" "GO-TO" "Yes, okay ?!"
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I have a broken arm. Outdoor suitable baby: "What have you got?" "Gypsum" "And threw a hand?"
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When the census was, my son Gleb (9 years) perepischitsu asked: "Are you my homework overwrite?"
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"Dad, I'm done, I say" thank you "" "Diana, usually people do not beg for thank you", "Daddy, is it I'm unusual!"
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Denis (3 years old): "I'm going, I ponder'll scratch"
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"Mom, how do you know that the cat is sick?" "On the nose ..." "And if there is no diarrhea ?!"
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Daughter Natasha (6 years old) tells the classification of animals, "Herbivores, predators and suckers"
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Dad: "All sit in the car. Let's go, let's go !!! "Boris (5 years) in bewilderment:" Daddy, why such a hurry? "
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To bathe her daughter (3 years 11 months): "Dear Mom ... You can not poke me in the eye soap ?!"
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Son, stroking a cat muzzle on playing saying: "Musenka, you know, in the human world, women with mustaches and not very appreciated!"
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Andrew (5 years) teaches little sister: "Do not go without panties. Here you grow up, you will go without panties "
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See off plumbing. Maxim runs up to me, pressed, quietly: "Mom, can I have it I will not kiss?"
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"Mom, I want to on February 23 phone" "Well, see, my husband is not Rockefeller, you know!" He runs to the Pope: "My mother said you were not a Rottweiler!"
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We congratulated yesterday afternoon with Grandpa instigator of the Fatherland
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Children come to school happy, you said that on Monday begins the feast of St. Quarantine
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"Mom, can I go for a walk?" "From this hole in the pantyhose?" "No, Svetka from the third floor"
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I asked my daughter (2 years 8 months), "Nyusha, you finished her porridge?" "I'm working on this problem!"

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